Hedgehog (Mr. Makeup) rails against 'woke,' lays out standards in speech to top admirals

[Tony]

I think militaries from other countries are scratching their heads...

Mr. Makeup demanded no more "fat generals," saying all service members would need to meet fitness tests and grooming standards.

"No more beardos," he said. "The era of unacceptable appearance is over."

"Simply put, if you do not meet the male level physical standards for combat positions, cannot pass a PT test or don't want to shave and look professional, it's time for a new position or a new profession.