Hedgehog orders hundreds of senior military officers to Virginia for highly unusual meeting

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Hundreds of US generals and admirals around the globe have been called to Virginia for a meeting with Secretary of Waah Hedgehog next Tuesday, several US officials told CNN, though the reason for the meeting is unclear.

The meeting is expected to be held at the military installation in Quantico, Virginia, multiple officials said, adding that no one seems to know what the meeting is about, including the general and flag officers themselves, or why it was suddenly added to the calendar.