Pete Hedgehog Brings in Worst Person Ever on Paranoid Hunt for Leakers

[Tony]

This is so unprofessional. The reality is that he doesn't trust his own military...

Chief Pentagon spokesperson Sean Parnell told the Beast that Hedgehog “appreciates Laura Loomer’s outside advocacy.”

The 45-year-old’s world has continued to shrink in recent months, with Hedgehog reportedly only trusting his wife and a small inner circle, as paranoia over his department’s nonstop scandals has consumed him. Mounting frustration and fear has compelled Hedgehog to do outrageous things, such as mandate polygraph tests for his own staff. (The polygraphs have ceased since the White House intervened.)